Alright, so you want to become a vampire in real life ? In this short article I will tell you a bit more about what you could do and how to become a vampire in real life.
So you want to know how to become a vampire in real life? who can blame you all the ladies want to have a vampire stud want the ladies screaming your name like Edward Cullen? well I have all the information you need to know to become that sexy vampire you are! or even for the ladies wanting to become the next blood sucking bombshell!
So what is a vampire? well kids gather round Vampires are believed to be creatures of the night that must feed on the blood of the living to survive. Vampires are also known to be immortal and have great strength some can even fly and change into bats! Vampires also must sleep in a coffin and where a kick ass black cape and lets not forget those white pearly fangs. oh and exposure to sunlight is also a big no no. So whats the downside to being a vampire? Just like superman had his weakness to kryptonite vampires have their own kryptonite….. garlic! *cringe* yes garlic.
Found in all local supermarkets and in many homes across the world. looks like no more delicious garlic bread with pasta night for you! Other life threatening Things a vampire must avoid are: *being plunged in the heart with a wooden stack. consider yourself dust if this happens * beheading a vampire results in instant death *burning. no one wants to be put on a spit especially a vampire *exposure to sunlight. * dismemberment .note: avoid flying near plane turbines when possible.
So how to become a vampire in real life does have some downsides but its all worth it! lets look at what you need to know to be a vampire in todays modern age. Become a vampire in real life step one: shelter a vampire needs their beauty sleep too. Consider a small home with a basement. the basement will become your domain you cant have sunlight! decorate it with some chic vampire decor.
Black candle stands with white tall candles, red carpet, spider webs are also a nice touch and of course the coffin bed. deck it out with some cosy pillows and a nice red blanket. it can get cold in the winter time!. consider getting yourself a pet bat it will impress the ladies. Become a vampire in real life step two: what to eat? Since you are a blood sucker you need blood! If your stomach is feeling queezy at just the idea of sculling a sick pack of fresh blood red cordial will be fine or red wine. no one will know
Now I know you cant just live off liquid so what food can a vampire eat?. Red meat of course! It is very acceptable to have your steak cooked “blue” just warmed. mmmm yummy. that way if your ever invited out from you vampire domain for dinner on the town always order blue steak. The ladies will be impressed with your raw vampire godliness while you tuck into some raw meat and a nice glass of red wine “blood” they will be screaming your name in no time! Become a vampire in real life step three: Everyday things to do when your a vampire: *Always take a nice stroll around the graveyard at odd hours of the night maybe even hide behind a grave stone and jump out and scare people when they walk past. great entertainment for any night dwelling vampire. *Scarring little children is always a great way of making people know “hey thats one bad ass vampire!” no one will think about putting a two by four through your heart anytime soon *Always hiss and do a dramatic cape flick over your face when exiting * Have a go at casting some spells (yes its more witch but hey why cant vampires have a bit of magic) *you can ONLY be friends with other vampires.
mother always said you shouldn’t play with your food Good luck on your journey to becoming a vampire! If you want to go that one step further and try your skills at casting spells to become the ULTIMATE vampire this ebook is for you! go on become a vampire you wont regret it – Here Is The Ebook!